The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
My wife wants to talk to me about my childish behaviour. Little does she know she can’t enter my pillow fort without the secret password.
What do you call the connection between a family of Force users? The Force Kin.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
3 kangaroos walk into a bar "Why in the world are there 3 kangaroos in the bar" says the bar tenderThe kangaroos then wreak havoc on the bar as they are wild animals and belong outdoors where they can do wild animal things.
Five minutes after I'd picked him up the hitchhiker turned to me and asked whether I was at all nervous that he could be a murderer. "Not at all", I replied. "What are the odds of both of us being killers?"
How do you get into a locked cemetery? With a skeleton key
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