The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Where do young trees go to learn?' 'Elementree school.'
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
What will happen if they decide to cast out Tom Cruise off of Mission Impossible? the movie will be Impossible.
Wanna hear a joke about a parking ticket? No??FINE.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup