The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
What makes santa immune from covid-19? Santabodies
What do you call a redditor who copies and pastes dead jokes? A RIPoster.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
I don’t trust people that use large format printers. They’re always plotting something.
What Do You Call Mondays without Any Zoom Meetings? Meetless Mondays
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.