The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
Chester was really happy, he was about to meet the Queen. He had been a physics prodigy hailing from a small town in England, and had just been selected to be Knighted by the Queen of England.After the ceremony, his best friend remarked to him:"Man, Chester, you Knighted!"
What did the detective say when she discovered the toilet at the crime scene? Shit went down here.
How do lawyers say goodbye We'll be suing ya!
Guy: "WAITER!! Why did you bring me a wet plate!?" Waiter: "Thats the soup sir"
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.