The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.