The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
What are two blondes fighting over, on a motorcycle? Over which one gets the window seat.
What do you call 2 lambs dating? A relationSHEEP.
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck.
What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
What do you call a fort made out of doors? Fort Knocks.
Eric the Red's brother, Rudolf, was home gazing out his window. He says to his wife: Looks bad out there. Looks like rain."Rudolf's wife responds: "Are you sure dear?"Rudolf answers back: "Trust me. Rudolf the Red knows rain dear."
Stupid kid joke: Why was the sand at the beach wet? Because the sea wee'd.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What kind of bird is always getting hurt? The owl.