The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay." Mom: *Stares at Dad*Dad: *Clenches fist*Mom: "Don't!"Dad: *Sweats Profusely*Mom: "..."Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"Son: "No dad, I'm serious!"Dad: "You're serious? I thought you were Gay!"
Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station...The other's a busty crustacean!
My idea of a balanced diet... Is a beer in each hand.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.