The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What do you call two dogs breathing heavily? A pair of pants
Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
Bert: "Ernie, how do I look?" Ernie: "With your eyes, Bert."
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? “Hey there bud!'
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!