The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
What do you call a waffle on the beach? A San Diego
A man goes to the Doctor and says: "Help, Doc. I'm scared of letters." Doctor: Are you?Man: Aahh!Doctor: Oh, you are. Man: Aaaaahhhhh!Doctor: It's okay , I see! Man AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
I used to live with a closet-gay roommate. Then one day I unlocked his chains and he ran away.
Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw. He died of dissin' Terry.
Why did the skeleton climb the tree? A dog was chasing him.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.
I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, 'Do you want to hear today's special?' I said, 'Yes, please,' so he replied, 'No problem, sir. Today is special.'"
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!