The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!