The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
I was U2's bass player in their early days One night I shoved Bono into our guitar player while he was doing a solo, and after tumbling over him, he got up and stabbed me with his pocketknife.I thought that was a bit extreme, but guess I shouldn't have pushed him over The Edge.
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. Ha! That's not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, I said. It's the only way I can see the numbers.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “b' comes after it!
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'