The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don't turn it on.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?' 'In case they get a hole in one!'
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'