The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
My neighbour just banged on the wall at 4.20am, can you believe it!!? Luckilly I was still up playing music. He banged and shouted ' can we have a little respect please!'I shouted back..., 'I'm not a big Erasure fan, but ok this one's for you!'
I named my dog "5 miles." So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.