The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.