The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
Girl, are you the secant of angle Z? Cuz you sure are sec(Z)
In a very poor village in Vietnam, farmers had a feud because of a cow eating off the wrong rice paddy. One farmer got so upset he hired the local hitman to off the cow. The village was so poor the hitman had no guns, so killed the cow by bashing it with a porcelain figure.Police said it was the first case they ever saw of a Knick Knack Paddy Whack.
I recently got fired as an architect An earthquake came and the building collapsed because it wasn’t stabilized and I said it wasn’t my fault
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
Kid: I'm cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner - it's 90 degrees!
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.