The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
Dinner So, I’m having dinner with my Uncle at this chic restaurant. As he closed the menu shut, he says to the waitstaff “I’ll have the turtle soup and make it snappy!”
I'm a surgeon/mailman Overall I do a lot of de-livering
A guy phones reception at a Hotel. Guy: I need help quickly, my wife is trying to jump out of the window,and we are on the 14th floor.Receptionist: Okay calm down, do you need police and an Ambulance?Guy: No I need maintenance, the window won't open.
“You’re the bomb!” “No, you’re the bomb!” In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
My tennis coach got really upset at me for how I was re-stringing the equipment. He said... "STOP MAKING SUCH A RACKET!!"
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.