The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
A young mosquito returned to its mother. How was your flight dear? asked mom.It was great mom, everyone clapped for me!
A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. "You're going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket" But, officer, I didn't catch these -- they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done they jump back into the bucket. "Oh really? This I've got to see. If you can prove it, I'll let you go."r>The fisherman empties the bucket into the lake and waits patiently. A few minutes go by and nothing happens.Game warden: So where are the fish?Fisherman: What fish?
My wife came home with a big bunch of flowers and says where would you like me to plant them. I said I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips.
Why did the CSI team get called to the set of the Purple Rain video shoot. They needed to dust for Prince.
I was recently the victim of a drone attack. I forgot to wear my beekeepers veil.
What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y.
Two goldfish are sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says... "You man the turret, I'll drive"
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“