The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.