The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
My girlfriend is weird. Sometimes she wants my time, then sometimes suddenly she wants her space We don't seem to have established a functional continuum
What did the bolt say to the nut? "Washer? I don't even know 'er!"
Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit.
What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark.
What did the leader of the hot dog race say to the others? You better ketchup.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!