The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm not that scary!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!