The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Where are owls that commit crimes sent as punishment? Owlcatraz
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!'
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Where do amputees get prosthetics on a budget? The Secondhand store.
A guy at a Halloween party had a girl on his back dressed in green. The host asked "who's that?" The guy answered "that's Michelle."
I touched an open wire, what happened next will shock you.
What piece on the playground is always exhausted? The tire swing.