The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
Can February March? No, but April May!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
They say the worst place to be in a cooking competition is last place... ...Tell that to the crab.
There’s an owl outside and we’ve been talking for around 20 minutes. Mostly about who’s who.
A woman ran screaming into the pro shop at the golf course... "I just got stung by a bee between the first and second hole!"The guy at the counter said "Your stance is too wide".
A man walks into a bookstore and asks, "Got any books on turtles?" The shopkeeper replies, "Hardback?"The man says, "Yeah. And little heads."
Two Mosquitoes go to a Liquor Store. One buys O- Blood, and one buys AB- Blood.Mosquito 1: “You must have really good taste.”Mosquito 2: “And you’re just whippin’ by for a drink?”Mosquito 1: “Nah, this kind’s just really easy to get ‘round here.”