The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!They named him Ravi O. LeeSorry
What sound did the gun make when the priest shot through two benches to kill a mass shooter? PEW PEW
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.