The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
My Kids Got Pissed at Me for Cooking Pancakes this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
So my parents were "debating" at the dinner table the other night Mom: Cougar is the term used to describe an older woman who desires young men. I'm seeing a double standard here. Why isn't there a term for an older man who desires young women? What is he called?Dad: Smart.