The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
if someone is wearing a gap shirt .. point to their shirt and say “there’s a hole in ur shirt!” when they look down, say “never mind it’s just a gap”
I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.'
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.