The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
If the husband is the head of the family, then the wife is... The neck. Because she can turn the head anywhere.
Can a tiger find the man cub? Shere Khan
My wife asked me what time my dentist appointment is “Tooth hurty”
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”