The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.