The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.