The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
A man walks into a library. "Hey! How much for a hot dog?" He asks the librarian.The librarian says, "are you crazy? This is a library!""Oh, sorry about that." He answers."^How ^much ^for ^a ^hot ^dog?" ^He ^whispers.
What is the laziest number 12 cuz it dozen do anything
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.