The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Man: Judge, I want to contest 80% of my parking tickets. Judge: Repeat infractions?Man: Ok. I want to contest 4/5 of my parking tickets.
A Dachshund and a Labrador are walking together when the former suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Pomeranian and I’m as jittery as a cat.”“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the Labrador.*“I can’t. I'm not allowed on the couch.”*
"Dad, look, I'm Sherlock Holmes' sidekick." "You're what, son?
Have you heard about the man who recently died working at the glasses factory? Apparently he fell right into the glass grinder, making a spectacle of himself.
This morning, Siri said, Don't call me Shirley. I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode!
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!