The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
What Do You Call Two Latinos Playing Basketball? Juan on Juan.
What noises do witches make when they eat cereal? Snap, cackle and pop.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.