The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
A brittish boat is nearby a port in Germany and calls for help on the radio: -WE ARE SINKING! WE ARE SINKING!The german replies:-Wat are you sinking about?
Mr Green lives in The Green House. Mr Blue lives in The Blue House. Mrs Pink lives in The Pink House. Who lives in The White House? Mr Orange.
Mr Green lives in The Green House. Mr Blue lives in The Blue House. Mrs Pink lives in The Pink House. Who lives in The White House? Mr Orange.
Joke From My Niece Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!
How often do scientists check the table of elements? Periodically
Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm not that scary!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.