The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
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Breaking news: Germany is advising people to stock up on sausages and cheese. This is starting to look like the Wurst Käse scenario.
What did the komodo dragon mumma say to her hatchling? You were a snaccident!