The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A young Indian couple was trying to have a quiet wedding, but their family refused and made them have a big wedding instead. What fruit did they serve at the event? Cantelope
I got a third degree burn the other day Needless to say it was getting on my nerves
What do you put in your interstellar trail mix? Astro-nuts
What do you call a blind editor? A grammar not-see.
A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says... I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
2 blondes are on a Cruise on the Nile. Unfortunately they fall overboard. After a while crocodiles start approaching them. One blond sees them and tells the other: “Oh look how sweet! Rescue boats from Lacoste!”
I was walking across the road and someone opened their window and threw a block of cheddar at me I thought to my self, “Well that wasn’t very mature.”
A girl is at the doctor. The doctor is about to use the stethoscope and says "Big Breath" The girls says "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen"
One of my wife’s primary School’s student was wearing a Fitbit watch One of my wife’s primary School’s student was wearing a Fitbit watch, which prompted my wife to ask, “Are you tracking your steps?” “No,” said the little girl. “I wear this for Mum so she can show Dad when he gets home.”
My dad has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban at the zoo.
There was a birch tree and a beach tree next to each other and a small tree growing in between. The birch says, oh, that is a son of birch. The beach tree says no, that's a son of a beach. They argue back and forth a while before seeing a woodpecker. They decide to let the woodpecker decide.... ....Well, it this a son of birch or a son of beach? The woodpecker says, " It is in fact neither a son of birch Or a son of a beach. This my friends, is the best piece of ash, I have ever stuck my pecker in"
A guy walks into a convenience store and asks "Can I have a can 'o dew?" Store clerk tells him, "No can dew"
Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? It's cap-sized
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
My roommate said that if I tell another dad joke he's cutting off my internet... Hi cutting off my internet, I'm d-