The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the shirt say to the pair of pants? Wassup Britches?
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
A man tried to keep two crows illegally as pets He was arrested for attempted murder.
Why is a giraffe’s neck so long? To connect its head and body together.
Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I lost the election?
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. “Terry?!” you say laughing, “Terry’s a girls name!” Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead. You have died of dissin’ Terry 🙁
Idk how to climb stairs Anyone have a step by step tutorial?
I heard that people like self deprecating jokes Too bad I am not good at them
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.