The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Three old friends, Joe, Bob, and Vick are sitting on a park bench. Joe says, "Windy ain't it?"Bob says, "Nah, it's Thursday."Vick says, "Yeah I'm thirsty. Let's go get a beer."
Little Jimmy puts his hand up in class: "Miss! Miss! I have to go to the toilet, quick!" The teacher replies: "Not until you say the alphabet." So Little Jimmy recites: "ABCDEFGJKLMNOPQRUVWXYZ" The teacher raises an eyebrow. "Excuse me," she says, "but where's the S, H, I and T?" Little Jimmy just sighs. "...In my pants..."
What's the best way to watch a Fly Fishing tournament ? Live stream
What was the secret chord that David played to please the Lord? G sus.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.