The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Two professional limbo players walk into a bar. You really would’ve thought they’d have ducked.
A man touched a bare wire to see what would happen. What happened next shocked him. He remained unharmed.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.