The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
I didn’t really understand baseball in the past Just didn’t catch it back then
A gorilla goes into a bar and asks for a gin and tonic..... ....the barman says “that’ll $25 please and I must say we don’t get many gorillas in here”“With prices like that I’m not surprised” responds the Gorilla.
I prefer my sandwiches to have 3 slices of bread. I'm looking for other people like that so we can start a club.
why do bank robbers make hostages kneel down? cause it's a fell-on-knee
α and β played a 1v1 basketball match β won, because it was Beta.
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”