The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts: “How do I get to the other side?” The second shouts back: “You are on the other side!”
How do you deal with a toddler throwing a tantrum? Tell him to wait until the vote count is finished
Why do birds always congregate on power wires? So they can hang out with their friends online.
The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the tooth fairy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “What is this, some kind of joke?”
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.