The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.