The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Tonight, I’m uploading an illegal copy of Microsoft Office for anybody to access Just wait until Word gets out...I know this is a terrible joke, but it just came to me and I had to get it out of my system. Thank you, Reddit.
(popular indian Joke) Why doesnt china have a cricket team? They eat bats and don't understand the concept of boundaries..
I apologized to my friend for making fun of his erectile dysfunction problem. I said, “I hope there are no hard feelings.”
What is the angriest country? Ire-land
Two crabs wouldn’t share their food That’s shellfish.
What did the fish say, when he posted bail? I'm off the hook
Three old women sneak some Jack Daniels into a baseball game, taking shots after each half inning. What inning is it now? It's the bottom of the fifth, and the bags are loaded.
Who did The Fonz call when his motorcycle broke down on the way to Arnold's Drive-In? Triple Aaaaayyyyy!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Alabama." "Anybody with you?" "Nope. I'm Alabama self."
What makes a basketball court trendy and accessorized? The hoops.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.