The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
This Halloween, I waited all day for my friend to meet me at the play park What kind of friend says “Let’s go see Saw” and doesn’t turn up?
My 6 year old just made this one up, really proud. If a pear “paralyzes” you, what does an apple do? It paralyzes you.
I had to choose between climbing or using a runged device... I chose the latter.
How do ghosts search the web? They use ghoul-gle.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.