The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
Why don't gymnasts make much money as actors? They normally perform non-speaking rolls
Why did the kittens get in trouble during spelling class? Because they were copycats.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
I don't suffer from insanity-I enjoy every minute of it.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.