The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
So this guy tried convincing me he was a ghost. But i saw right through him.
A man with a drum came to my door I told him to beat it
What’s better than a talking dog? A spelling beeWhat’s better than a spelling bee? A navy seal
What did the Pink Panther say when he got to the cul-de-sac? Dead end. Dead end.Dead end. Dead end. Dead end. Dead end. Dead end. Dead ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.
Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Come right in, Mr. Trump.
I’m stuck on the toilet. Call the Squat Team.
What happened when the ghost couldn't make it to the bathroom? He sheet himself!
I just got a promotion at the farm. Now I'm the C-I-E-I-O.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
A genie asked, "What's your first wish?" Steve answered, "I wish I was rich." And the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich."
What kind of bird is always getting hurt? The owl.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.