The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
With the US Open going on...how do tennis players discipline their kids? Mostly with their forehand, sometimes their backhand.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.