The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!