The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What does the ghost of a panda bear eat? Bambooooo.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.