The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
Can February March? No, but April May. Joke credited to some nice older gentleman at my work today
What did East Germans sing before the Berlin Wall fell? Under Prussia
The English Language is Weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.
How do trees get on the internet They log on
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
Where do young trees go to learn?' 'Elementree school.'
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.