The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
How come the Ghostbusters never made it very far in Oregon Trail? They refused to cross streams.
How tall is the world smallest grandmother? One Nanameter.
Why does a squirrel's tail grow from it's back? Because there's a squirrel in the front.
I visited the Middle East last year... And I had to spend a whole school year there. It was weird because their schools are unable to have drivers education and sex education on the same day.Too hard for the camels.
Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the library. Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the local library the other day.He said, "I wonder if the have any colored printers."I replied, "Geeze, Terrell, it's 2021, use whatever printer you want."
An American, a Brit, a Canadian, a Dane, an Ethiopian, a Frenchman, a Greek, a Haitian, an Irishman, a Jew, a Kiwi, a Lithuanian, a Mongolian, a Nigerian, an Omani, a Peruvian, a Qatari, a Roman, a Scotsman, a Uruguayan, a Venezuelan, a Western Saharan, a xenophobe and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar The bartender says"Im sorry, but you can't come in here without a Thai"
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom