The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
I was hiking once with my girlfriend Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. ................One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfort... read more
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles.
Son: *crying* Santa isn't real! Me: of course he is!Son: •sniffle• but I stayed up all night and he didn't comeMe: aw, buddy, •kneels down• he must really hate you then
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.